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These are some lies we made up about Carmel.
The phantom of a young woman with a cord around her neck may be seen repeatedly shouting at a rock in The Black Woods late in the night.
A huge bighorn has every now and then been observed at Black Stream after midnight throwing stones into the water.
A gigantic tiger is every now and then spotted by Burnt Swamp talking into the air.
An enormous mynah bird has been said to have been witnessed on frequent instances staring at the vista from the top of Davis Hill in the early morning hours.
A Triceratops was perceived by a person canoeing in a river next to Carmel.
A massive hog showed up relaxing on a bench in a house in Carmel.
An alien from outer space came into sight screaming underneath a lamppost in Carmel.
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Ghost Sightings From Carmel
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Ghost Sightings From Carmel
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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