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These are some lies we made up about Caribou.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot has allegedly been observed on frequent occasions in a store in the Caribou area.
Aladdin can be seen repeatedly trying on a jacket in a Caribou mobile home.
A lady with a bottle-green face has every now and then been perceived at Caribou Dam very late at night trying to locate a man. If you listen to what the people who live here argue, this ghost may be a distinguished yesteryear inhabitant of Caribou.
The phantom of a mailman is known to have been distinguished on numerous occasions nosing around in mailboxes before dawn in Caribou. Scores of local residents allege this ghost is most likely the tormented ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Caribou. Regardless of what folks say, it's a menacing ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A space invader may occasionally be spotted looking up on the pinnacle of Old Higgns Hill.
An alien explorer from another world was perceived at Birch Brook
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at the stroke of midnight throwing pieces of wood into the stream.
A feminine body came into view playing a tune on a xylophone in a Caribou flat. The arrival of the viewer alarmed the ghost who then disappeared.
The ghost of a man clutching a sword appeared scaring people in Aroostook State Park at the park headquarters. The phantom
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mumbled about avenging a killing. Whichever way, it in all certainty is a menacing ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter at midnight.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her nose was made out in a mirror in a Caribou building; the phantom was exclusively to be seen in the mirror. The bystander got freaked out and ran off.
An ET from outer space was perceived trying to find a bag by a parked pickup in a Caribou parking lot very late at night.
A gigantic toad has repeatedly been made out in a Caribou area store, strolling the aisles.
The ghost of a chained up lady has supposedly been distinguished on many occasions seated at the kitchen counter in a Caribou trailer going crazy.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO can repeatedly be perceived mounted on a stallion beside a road next to Caribou.
An alien from planet Mercury may be spotted repeatedly marching through a building in close proximity to Caribou.
A colossal ram has once in a while been seen at a coin operated phone in Caribou making
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Ghost Sightings From Caribou
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Ghost Sightings From Caribou
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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