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An extremely large peccary has every so often been spotted at Pleasant Pond Dam on a dark night enjoying the landscape.
The Pied Piper is occasionally spotted looking at the vista from the top of Black Nubble after midnight.
A gigantic porcupine has been said to have been seen on one or two occasions down at the waterfront at Big Dimmick Pond trying to touch something.
A colossal deer may every now and then be spotted looking at Henhawk Ledge on a dark night.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer is often perceived startling people in Baker Stream.
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Ghost Sightings From Caratunk
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Ghost Sightings From Caratunk
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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