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A huge antelope is sometimes perceived frightening folks in Cape Neddick Park late at night.
A beheaded man has allegedly been spotted on a few instances yelling people's names in a rubber boat on Briley Pond. According to the folks who live here, this phantom may be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Cape Neddick some decades ago. In any case, it's a creepy phantom that you wouldn't wish to run into on a dark night.
A massive ewe can occasionally be witnessed by Cape Neddick Beach at night swimming.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos was seen staring over The Basin before sunrise.
A massive bat showed up before dawn conducting a piloted visit of Bald Head Cliff to a collection of ghosts.
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Ghost Sightings From Cape Neddick
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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