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An ET from space has frequently been distinguished at Alewife Brook in the early morning hours throwing chunks of concrete into the water.
A moderately transparent man dressed as the captain of a craft is frequently made out startling people up on Barren Hill. Many people who live here say this ghost may well be a famous former time dweller of Cape Elizabeth.
A large scary phantom has purportedly been made out on a few instances yelling names of people by Fish Point Ledge.
The ghost of a strapped up gentleman may repeatedly be spotted appearing chilling at the water at Adams Head. Local people who have observed this phantom allege this phantom is most likely the stressed phantom of a person who used to have a house here in Cape Elizabeth.
A large terrifying beast has sometimes been made out scrambling out of Rigby Bog covered in filth late in the night.
A giant steer is occasionally noticed in Back Cove Historic District in the
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early morning hours before sunrise hauling a corpse across the ground.
The phantom of a hobo has purportedly been observed on many instances traveling on a mare next to a road near Cape Elizabeth. Residents allege that this ghost is the undead spirit of a long dead Cape Elizabeth local. Whichever way, it unquestionably is a chilling ghost that
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should be stayed away from.
Christopher Columbus can once in a while be perceived in a phone booth in Cape Elizabeth talking on the telephone.
A huge vicuna has repeatedly been noticed staring at the water by Clark Pond Dam around midnight.
An extraterrestrial is known to have been distinguished on numerous occasions examining Alden Rock in detail at night.
The ghost of an old witch may regularly be made out staring at the waves beside the water at Andrews Beach before sunrise. One of the people who live here confidently claims that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Cape Elizabeth a long time ago.
A guy with a large hole through his upper body has sometimes been observed walking through a Cape Elizabeth neighborhood burial ground. Some of those who live here claim this spirit is that of a person who settled here in Cape Elizabeth in the past.
An Icthyosaurus is every so often distinguished drinking root beer down a deserted road outside Cape Elizabeth in
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the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Cape Elizabeth
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Ghost Sightings From Cape Elizabeth
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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