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These are some lies we made up about Canton.
A beheaded gentleman has occasionally been perceived examining the vista from the summit of Academy Hill after midnight.
A large creepy monster has allegedly been witnessed on a few instances taking in the scenery at Brettuns Pond Dam at night.
The ghost of a surgeon with a bloody uniform can once in a while be made out laundering a bloody pillow in Mount Oxford Spring at the stroke of midnight. If you listen to what the locals argue, this ghost may be a well-known days gone by resident of Canton. One thing's for guaranteed, it's without a doubt a terrifying ghost that should be let alone.
The ghost of a gentleman clutching a bloody sword has frequently been perceived trying on socks in a Canton home.
An armed forces outfit marching about devoid of a body in it is repeatedly made out at night drifting down on Beals Brook.
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Ghost Sightings From Canton
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Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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