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These are some lies we made up about Canaan.
An enormous wolf has frequently been perceived performing a melody on a harpsichord in a Canaan house.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is often witnessed at Black Stream before dawn throwing stones into the flow.
The spirit of a train driver has been said to have been spotted on a few instances talking into the air at Twelvemile Brook Pond Dam very late at night. Either way, this is an intimidating phantom that you wouldn't wish to run into before sunrise.
The ghost of a gravely mangled hunter pulling a dead deer can frequently be seen observing the vista from the highest spot of Chase Hill late in the night.
An alien may be seen often tossing bricks into Morrill Pond at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Canaan
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Ghost Sightings From Canaan
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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