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These are some lies we made up about Cambridge.
An extremely large bull was distinguished taking pleasure in the surroundings at Cambridge Pond Dam late in the night.
The phantom of a civil war warrior came into sight going wild up on the pinnacle of Campbell Hill. When the watcher emerged the ghost fled. One thing is for certain, it unquestionably is a menacing phantom that is rather not disturbed.
The ghost of a guy with the sign of the devil engraved into his back was spotted in the middle of Addition Brook digging an opening. The appearance of the bystander frightened the ghost who then faded away.
Nicolaus Copernicus came into view climbing out of Austin Bog covered in mud in the early morning hours.
A huge opossum was noticed snooping in mailboxes on a dark night in Cambridge.
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Ghost Sightings From Cambridge
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
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