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These are some lies we made up about Calais.
The ghost of a street bum was spotted in Calais Historic District before dawn mounding boulders. The spirit nodded to the viewer.
An ET from space materialized burning an object by a secluded road near Calais before dawn.
The ghost of an old hag was noticed at the water at Upper Magurrewock Marsh trying to locate a photo. When the ghost was noticed it disappeared into the thin air.
An enormous wolf came into view at Barn Meadows Cross Dike in the early morning hours before sunrise taking in the scenery.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO was noticed gulping root beer down near the water at Knights Point.
A woman's body having a pig's head was seen at Conic Stream around midnight hurling stones into the current. The ghost was swallowed by the night after being made out.
An martian explorer from another planet has regularly been spotted reading a tabloid up on the summit of Bald Mountain.
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Ghost Sightings From Calais
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Ghost Sightings From Calais
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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