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These are some lies we made up about Buxton.
An enormous jackal is repeatedly observed walking by a desolate highway in the vicinity of Buxton.
A woman with a sword in her head has supposedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions up on the pinnacle of Bear Hill trying to find a book. A lot of people who live here allege this ghost loves frightening foolhardy people who come trying to locate ghosts in Buxton. Whatever folks verbalize, it indisputably is a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gigantic impala may often be seen gobbling a melon down beside the waterfront at Bartlett Pond.
A wandering spirit can be distinguished repeatedly smoking a cigar in the middle of Bartlett Brook. People who have noticed this phantom claim this phantom may be the soul of a local resident who passed on here in Buxton some time ago. Nonetheless, this ghost sure is chilling; one that is preferably not messed with.
The ghost of a youthful Indian warrior has sometimes been noticed
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becoming visible in a mirror. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An enormous sloth is now and then witnessed taking in the panorama at Bar Mills Dam at night.
Henry VIII is known to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions in Salmon Falls East Historic District around midnight pulling a dead body across the dirt.
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Ghost Sightings From Buxton
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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