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These are some lies we made up about Burnham.
A decapitated man may be made out very often in a restaurant in the Burnham vicinity. Regardless of what, this is a bad ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to meet.
The ghost of a surgeon with a blood-covered uniform has every now and then been observed throwing rocks into the flowing water at Bacon Brook around midnight. It's been said that this exact spirit is the struggling spirit of a long departed Burnham local.
The spirit of a guy holding a bloody sword is occasionally made out up on Beech Hill shouting names of people. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost is that of a local who existed here in Burnham many years ago. No matter what people exclaim, it's a creepy ghost that should be stayed away from.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship has been said to have been distinguished on a few instances by Big Meadow Bog looking menacing.
A space alien from planet Venus can once in a while be seen trying on clothes in a Burnham building.
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Ghost Sightings From Burnham
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Ghost Sightings From Burnham
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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