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These are some lies we made up about Burlington.
The ghost of an engine driver is often observed moving orbs about at Eskutassis Stream Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. If you listen to the folks who live here, this spirit is the undeparted spirit of a long gone Burlington local resident. One thing's for sure, it's a creepy ghost that you wouldn't want to meet around midnight.
A space invader from planet Pluto has purportedly been spotted on many instances next to Pond Rips late at night calling names.
Snow White can regularly be noticed facing the viewer on the water's edge of Eskutassis Pond.
A giant kitten may be spotted frequently in the backseat of a car by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror very late at night.
A very large addax has every so often been made out screaming at the onlooker to stay away up on the highest spot of Passadumkeag Mountain.
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Ghost Sightings From Burlington
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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