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These are some lies we made up about Bucksport.
An ET from Jupiter may sometimes be witnessed coming into view in a mirror.
A gargantuan yak was observed having a seat on a stool in a mobile home in the vicinity of Bucksport.
An extraterrestrial from another planet materialized in the early morning hours running after a passing vehicle on a dark highway outside Bucksport.
An ET was made out dragging a corpse across the ground in Fort Knox State Historic Site very late at night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from deep space showed up before dawn scrutinizing Odom Ledge in detail.
The ghost of a civil war warrior was perceived throwing chunks of concrete into Jacob Buck Pond late in the night. The ghost mentioned avenging a slaying.
The ghost of a man having a pentagram cut into his hand has often been spotted flinging pieces of wood into the water at Carley Brook late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Bucksport
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Ghost Sightings From Bucksport
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
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