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These are some lies we made up about Buckfield.
An ET from outer space has repeatedly been perceived glugging down water from Basin Falls at night.
An extremely large llama is repeatedly noticed in Allen Brook burning an object.
Count Dracula has purportedly been perceived on many occasions searching for a photo up on the highest spot of Ben Barrows Hill.
A massive rhinoceros can repeatedly be seen in a clothing store in the Buckfield neighborhood.
The ghost of a young man wearing a rain coat may be made out over and over again smoking a cigar beside a soaring tree in Hebron Public Lands. No matter what folks exclaim, it's a chilling ghost that any normal person would not want to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Buckfield
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Ghost Sightings From Buckfield
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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