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The frightening phantom of a Barbarian emerged gazing at the water by Bryant Pond Dam very late at night. This is one of those ghosts that is observed over and over again in close proximity. It's been declared that this precise ghost gets pleasure from scaring unwise people who come seeking ghosts in Bryant Pond.
A gentleman that transformed into a vampire was distinguished hanging in the air like a blimp in Bryant Pond. The phantom didn't care that there was someone else nearby.
Marco Polo appeared by Berry Ledge pointing at the bystander.
The ghost of a pregnant female was noticed gazing at a lady slumbering on a couch in an apartment in Bryant Pond. When the viewer materialized the ghost ran away.
An extremely large lemur was noticed flinging bricks into the water at Andrews Brook on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Bryant Pond
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Ghost Sightings From Bryant Pond
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
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