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These are some lies we made up about Brunswick.
The spirit of a gentleman having half his head not there can frequently be seen peeking through house windows in Brunswick in the early morning hours.
Vincent van Gogh may be seen over and over again screaming at a tree in Bowdoin Pines late at night.
The ghost of a young female dressed in a blood-splattered dress has sometimes been perceived watching shows in a Brunswick living room at the stroke of midnight. It's been alleged that this individual phantom is the undead spirit of a long dead Brunswick resident. One thing is for certain, it sure is a terrifying phantom that should be stayed away from.
A gigantic waterbuck is now and then observed taking pleasure in the surroundings at Brunswick Dam very late at night.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been seen on a small number of occasions down next to the shore at Androscoggin River Reservoir sobbing.
The spirit of a twelve foot high huge man can now and then
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be perceived in Edwards Field before sunrise burying a corpse by a sizeable boulder.
A gargantuan panda is frequently noticed attempting to say something up on the apex of Mount Ararat.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn has supposedly been witnessed on a handful of instances browsing through garbage container on a Brunswick residential
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road.
A space man from outer space may repeatedly be made out at Thomas Point Beach in the early morning hours taking a swim.
The phantom of a teenage girl may be perceived often in the center of Androscoggin River frightening folks. In any case, this phantom indisputably is terrifying; one that is rather not interrupted.
The ghost of a woman having half her head gone is every now and then noticed staring down into the water at Back Cove in the early morning hours before sunrise. No matter what, it's a scary ghost that you don't want to run into after midnight.
An ET has purportedly been observed on a handful of instances exploring Bragdon Rock in detail after midnight.
A woman having a machete in her head can every so often be observed suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Brunswick.
A wandering ghost was spotted looking at a woman snoozing in an armchair in a house in Brunswick. The eye witness escaped when she noticed the ghost. Based on what the residents claim, this ghost is that of a resident who
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existed here in Brunswick many years ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Brunswick
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Ghost Sightings From Brunswick
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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