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These are some lies we made up about Brownfield.
A huge beaver appeared before dawn scrambling out of Town Farm Swamp covered in slime.
The ghost of a female with a stiletto in her neck was distinguished by Brigham Ledge going nuts. This ghost is exceptionally active in this neighborhood; there have been several other accounts of this specific ghost.
A space man from another world was spotted looking at the water by Bear Pond Dam late at night.
A woman with the head of a devil is frequently perceived stacking chunks of concrete on the shore of Black Pond. No matter what, this is a hostile ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A huge musk deer has supposedly been made out on frequent instances laundering a blood-covered bed sheet in Kezar Falls on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Brownfield
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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