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These are some lies we made up about Brookton.
A large menacing beast has occasionally been spotted up on Flagstaff Mountain looking creepy.
A very large beaver is every so often seen turning toward the viewer by Forest City Stream.
Nicolaus Copernicus has purportedly been made out on a few occasions staring at the water by Forest City International Dam on a dark night.
A beheaded man may occasionally be observed howling at the eye witness to stay away in the middle of Barter Brook. One of the local residents strongly alleges that this ghost may be the soul of a local who passed on here in Brookton in the past.
A woman with her head and both legs amputated has frequently been made out riding on a scooter on a shady road close to Brookton.
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Ghost Sightings From Brookton
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Ghost Sightings From Brookton
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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