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A Centrosaurus can be seen frequently turning toward the onlooker on the water's edge of Parker Pond.
An alien tourist from space has occasionally been seen sipping water from Bagaduce Falls late in the night.
A space alien from another galaxy is every now and then made out howling at the watcher to go away by Bells Marsh.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is known to have been seen on many instances up on Backwood Mountain going out of control.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury can sometimes be observed heading a directed visit of Barneys Mistake to a crowd of ghosts very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Brooksville
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Ghost Sightings From Brooksville
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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