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A fluorescent human shape may now and then be spotted staring at the water by Ellis Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight. Several of the people who live in this town assert this ghost is possibly the undeceased ghost of a local resident who used to have a house here in Brooks. One thing's for sure, it undoubtedly is a chilling phantom that should be steered clear of.
The ghost of a pregnant woman has regularly been spotted hauling a body from the cold water of Dead Brook after midnight.
A space invader from another solar system is repeatedly noticed trying to state something in a metal boat on Toddy Pond.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman in a winter coat has been said to have been noticed on many instances in Jones Bog at the stroke of midnight attempting to conceal a dead body. In any event, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that you wouldn't want to encounter at night.
A big menacing beast can often be distinguished staring at a man slumbering in an armchair in a mobile home in Brooks.
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Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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