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These are some lies we made up about Brooklin.
A moderately translucent man dressed as the skipper of a fishing boat may once in a while be spotted late in the night drifting along Batchelder Brook.
The ghost of a young-looking man dressed in a confederate uniform has often been noticed striding through a Brooklin vicinity graveyard.
The ghost of a bound up guy is repeatedly perceived near the water at Allen Cove thinking.
Napoleon Bonaparte has supposedly been perceived on a handful of instances on the highest spot of Conary Head in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the sight.
A colossal ground hog can regularly be noticed looking at Flye Point Ledge around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Brooklin
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Ghost Sightings From Brooklin
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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