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These are some lies we made up about Bristol.
The spirit of an aged cleaning lady emerged staring at the water by Bristol Mills Dam in the early morning hours. The ghost did not appear to be concerned by the viewers.
A sizeable bloodcurdling monster was witnessed suspended in the air like a cloud in Bristol.
The ghost of a young-looking woman clad as a house keeper was noticed trying to find a picture in the center of Eastern Branch Johns River. The ghost reacted to the observer. It's been argued that this particular spirit enjoys startling people who are courageous enough to disturb the serenity in Bristol. In any case, this spirit undoubtedly is menacing; one that you don't want to come across in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a young cowboy has repeatedly been observed in a supermarket in the Bristol vicinity.
The ghost of a coal-miner is repeatedly spotted smoking a pipe in Colonial Pemaquid State Historic Site in the early morning hours before sunrise. No matter what, this is an unlikable spirit that any rational person wouldn't wish to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Bristol
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Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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