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These are some lies we made up about Bridgewater.
An ET from planet Saturn has occasionally been made out up on Bunker Hill mounding bricks.
A lady on fire, carrying a petroleum container is occasionally spotted going through trash container on a Bridgewater lane. Some of the folks here claim this phantom likes startling unwise folks who come searching for phantoms in Bridgewater.
A very large chinchilla has been distinguished on frequent instances on a Bridgewater avenue in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from another planet can occasionally be made out by Mars Hill Dam before sunrise staring at the water.
The ghost of a planter in a hat has frequently been seen hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Bridgewater. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost may be the soul of a local who died here in Bridgewater long ago. No matter what, this is a horrible spirit that should be let alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Bridgewater
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Ghost Sightings From Bridgewater
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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