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These are some lies we made up about Brewer.
A space man has regularly been perceived going bananas at night by a mailbox in Brewer.
Archimedes is regularly spotted at Bangor Dam at midnight digging a crack.
A wandering phantom has been said to have been witnessed on numerous instances taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Brewer home obliterating a map.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can often be witnessed traveling on a mule by the side of a road in the neighborhood of Brewer.
A space alien from Mars may be observed over and over again striding through a mobile home in the vicinity of Brewer.
An alien from the cosmos has from time to time been spotted gobbling a carrot in Bangor Creative Playground around midnight.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is occasionally witnessed climbing a tall tree in Prentiss Woods at midnight.
An martian tourist from another planet can from time to time be made out by Eaton Brook
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verbalizing into the thin air.
A huge leopard was perceived at a pay phone in Brewer talking on the telephone.
The ghost of an airliner pilot came into sight crying in a raft on Brewer Lake. This is one of those phantoms that is distinguished repeatedly close at hand.
The phantom of a sturdy lumberjack holding a big axe came into
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sight by Rider Bluff looking. The bystander escaped after he noticed the ghost.
A scary skeleton was made out on the apex of Bald Hill before sunrise staring at the sight. The ghost was indifferent that there was somebody other in attendance.
A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire was made out gazing down into the water at Bartlett Cove on a dark night. The arrival of the observer startled the phantom who then faded away.
Frankenstein's Monster has frequently been perceived staggering through a Brewer neighborhood burial ground.
An extremely large baboon has been said to have been observed on numerous occasions staying in a vacant structure in Brewer.
The phantom of a pregnant woman may frequently be seen standing by a desolate road next to Brewer.
An ET from deep space can be spotted very frequently in Camden Hills State Park by the park headquarters crying out names.
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Ghost Sightings From Brewer
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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