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These are some lies we made up about Bremen.
A sizeable scary beast can from time to time be observed marching through a home in Bremen.
The martian pilot of a UFO has frequently been made out in the early morning hours looking at Poland Ledges.
An martian traveler from deep space has supposedly been noticed on numerous instances up on the summit of Benner Hill crying out names.
The phantom of a youthful lady soaked in blood can often be observed gazing down into the water at Back River Cove very late at night. Folks who have spotted this phantom assert this phantom is the undeparted soul of a former Bremen person who lived here.
A massive okapi may be observed frequently taking in the panorama at Bristol Mills Dam before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Bremen
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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