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These are some lies we made up about Bradley.
An alien explorer from another planet can regularly be made out at Great Works Dam late at night enjoying the surroundings.
The ghost of a teen girl has every now and then been noticed shifting orbs around beside the water's edge at Blackman Stream.
An enormous toad is every so often made out searching for a photo underneath a parked Buick in a Bradley parking lot late at night.
An ET from outer space has been observed on one or two occasions gathering sticks for a fire in Penobscot Experimantal Forest at night.
A shape with a skeleton face wearing shadowy robes may now and then be perceived in a Bradley area shoe store, marching the aisles. Regardless of what folks state, this phantom unquestionably is creepy; one that is rather not disrupted.
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Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
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