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These are some lies we made up about Bradford.
An alien was observed struggling to dump a corpse in Black Bog at night.
A gigantic parrot was spotted at Bear Brook around midnight flinging bricks into the flowing water.
The ghost of a youthful lady sporting a blood-covered wedding dress has repeatedly been witnessed by Christian Spring at midnight screaming.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves is regularly made out in a mirror in a Bradford mobile home; the phantom was only observable in the mirror.
The ghost of an eleven feet high enormous giant is known to have been perceived on a few occasions in a trailer outside Bradford.
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What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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