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These are some lies we made up about Bowdoinham.
A space alien has regularly been witnessed in Bowdoinham Wildlife Management Area before sunrise dragging a corpse over rocks.
A Yeti is repeatedly observed floating down on Abagadasset River late in the night.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object is rumored to have been spotted on several instances by Bar B Campground Pond Dam late in the night gazing at the water.
An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy may repeatedly be distinguished dispatching a box at a Bowdoinham post office.
A man's body having the head of a pig can be spotted very often at Abagadasset Point at midnight staring down into the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Bowdoinham
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Ghost Sightings From Bowdoinham
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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