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The alien technician of a UFO has every now and then been perceived gazing at the water by Farnsworth Mill Dam before sunrise.
Archimedes is sometimes made out hauling a dead body over the grass in Beaver Park in the early morning hours.
A female with a half transparent body is known to have been distinguished on numerous instances staring at the vista from the highest spot of Bald Rock late in the night. Regardless of what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
An ET from planet Saturn may every so often be spotted pacing through a flat in close proximity to Bowdoin.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was perceived in a phone booth in Bowdoin making a telephone call. The observer was terrified and ran off. No matter what people utter, it's sure a terrifying ghost that you do not want to encounter after midnight.
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Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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