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These are some lies we made up about Boothbay.
An alien traveler from deep space has supposedly been distinguished on many instances in a wild neighborhood in close proximity to Boothbay.
Marco Polo can every so often be seen spitting at passing cars beside a gloomy highway in the vicinity of Boothbay.
An enormous dromedary is often spotted at Adams Pond Dam late at night taking in the panorama.
The ghost of a waitress has purportedly been observed on a small number of instances down next to the waterfront at Adams Pond moving orbs about. Several of those who live here allege this ghost is that of a local who had a home here in Boothbay in the past.
A space invader from planet Mars can be spotted very frequently slurping regular from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Boothbay.
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Ghost Sightings From Boothbay
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Ghost Sightings From Boothbay
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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