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These are some lies we made up about Blue Hill Falls.
A very large skunk may repeatedly be observed in Blue Hill Historic District after midnight pulling a body across the ground.
A big menacing ogre can be witnessed over and over again traveling on a camel down a road in the vicinity of Blue Hill Falls.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer has now and then been spotted at a public phone in Blue Hill Falls making a phone call.
The phantom of a lady with a bag strapped around her head is every now and then perceived struggling to deposit a cadaver in Albion Meadow late at night.
An enormous mountain goat is rumored to have been spotted on a handful of instances down by Birchhead Shore late in the night going for a dip.
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Hill Falls
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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