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These are some lies we made up about Birch Harbor.
A woman with a moderately see-through body has occasionally been observed in a Birch Harbor area supermarket, marching the aisles.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is every now and then witnessed on the pinnacle of The Anvil late in the night studying the scenery.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer has been said to have been made out on a handful of occasions shuffling orbs about after midnight by a mailbox in Birch Harbor.
The spirit of a man dressed in soldier's attire was witnessed examining Abijah Ledge in detail in the early morning hours. The spirit did not appear to be agonized by the onlookers. One thing's for sure, this is a nasty ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to meet.
An martian vacationer from another planet came into sight at Big Chief Spring very late at night looking crossly at the watcher.
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Ghost Sightings From Birch Harbor
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Ghost Sightings From Birch Harbor
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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