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These are some lies we made up about Bingham.
The frightening spirit of a Gaul can often be noticed on a Bingham street around midnight.
A gargantuan fish can be perceived repeatedly down beside Austin Stream Falls late in the night discussing into the night.
A man that shifted shape into a vampire has from time to time been seen suspended in the air like a balloon in Bingham. Regardless of what, this is a nasty phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An martian explorer from the cosmos is sometimes witnessed on the pinnacle of Baker Mountain at midnight staring at the vista.
A space man from planet Saturn has been said to have been spotted on one or two instances floating by on Austin Stream on a dark night.
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Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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