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These are some lies we made up about Biddeford.
A space invader is repeatedly spotted glugging down water from Phillips Spring before dawn.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft has purportedly been spotted on a few instances by a person hiking along a trail outside Biddeford.
A space man from planet Venus may repeatedly be distinguished reading a magazine in Aquaboggan Park before sunrise.
A gigantic coati may be observed frequently on a dark night checking out Big Ledge.
An alien from another solar system has every so often been witnessed looking at the vista at Batson River Dam after midnight.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer is sometimes spotted heaving bricks into Long Pond at midnight.
A mermaid may now and then be spotted attempting to say something in the middle of Batson River.
The phantom of a farmer sporting a hat was spotted down next to the water's edge at Camp Ellis Reach flickering a kerosene lamp. There are further stories concerning this ghost
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in the area. One of the people who live here strongly declares that this spirit can be the soul of a local who passed away here in Biddeford long ago.
A space man from Jupiter materialized on the summit of Berry Hill around midnight staring at the sight.
An enormous wildcat was spotted rearranging orbs about by Arundel Swamp.
Alexander
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the Great appeared looking terrifying in Seal Rocks at midnight.
A gargantuan quagga was spotted taking a rest in an armchair in a trailer in Biddeford.
An ET from another galaxy has repeatedly been noticed looking down into the water at Back Bay at night.
An alien is repeatedly witnessed chucking stones next to a lamppost in Biddeford.
A gargantuan reindeer can frequently be noticed pacing from building to building before sunrise on a Biddeford street.
A young-looking girl sporting a blood-covered wedding dress may be observed often going through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Biddeford residence at the stroke of midnight.
A guy with a sword in his head has every now and then been observed glugging down blood from a glass in Bradbury Mountain State Park near the park headquarters.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship is now and then distinguished staring at folks in a Biddeford flat through a keyhole.
An alien tourist from the cosmos has been said to have been perceived
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on numerous occasions swallowing apple juice quite near the entrance to Boston Harbor Islands National Recreation Area.
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Ghost Sightings From Biddeford
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Ghost Sightings From Biddeford
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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