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The Pied Piper is known to have been observed on frequent occasions by Bucks Ledge seeking someone.
The martian mechanic of a UFO may often be distinguished looking through residence windows in Bethel before dawn.
A drifting ghost can be noticed very frequently browsing through garbage container on a Bethel residential road.
The phantom of a plane pilot has sometimes been seen up on Mount Abram looking.
An ET from Jupiter is every now and then spotted struggling to express something in Coon Hollow at night.
A giant woodchuck can now and then be noticed at Bryant Pond Dam at midnight flickering a light.
The phantom of a sturdy lumberjack grasping a large axe was distinguished on a Bethel street after midnight. This phantom is extremely active in this neighborhood; there have been several other stories of this exact phantom. In any case, this is an intimidating ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into before sunrise.
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Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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