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These are some lies we made up about Berwick.
The chilling ghost of a Hun has often been observed relaxing on a sofa in a residence in Berwick.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is frequently distinguished after midnight struggling out of Beaver Dam Heath soaked in slime.
A space alien from Saturn has been spotted on numerous occasions glugging down orange juice down near the waterfront at Wallingford Pond.
An Iguanodon may be made out frequently smoking a pipe underneath a streetlamp in Berwick.
A massive panda has once in a while been perceived by Beaver Dam Pond Dam in the early morning hours staring at the water.
A massive crow is once in a while witnessed up on Abbott Hill reading a tabloid.
A frightening skeleton has supposedly been perceived on many occasions marching from mobile home to mobile home around midnight on a Berwick avenue.
A giant kangaroo may sometimes be noticed rummaging around in the fridge in the kitchen of a Berwick flat on
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a dark night.
Genghis Khan is regularly spotted by Abbott Brook weeping.
A glowing human person has allegedly been observed on a few occasions in Spring Hill Recreation Area at night burying a body by a sizeable boulder. A number of of the folks who live here argue this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy people who have the courage
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to disrupt the peace in Berwick.
The ghost of a pregnant woman can often be noticed looking at folks in a Berwick residence through a window.
An extremely large quagga has every so often been noticed in Sebago Lake State Park near the park headquarters shining a lamp.
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Ghost Sightings From Berwick
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Ghost Sightings From Berwick
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
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