Bernard

 
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The Ugly Duckling may be seen repeatedly scooping out a cavity down beside the water at Anns Point.

An enormous puppy has every now and then been witnessed floating down on Buttermilk Brook before dawn.

The alien commander of a UFO is now and then perceived in Bass Harbor Marsh at the stroke of midnight trying to hide a body.
    
An martian voyager from another solar system has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of instances eating a cracker by Bass Harbor Head.

An alien from space can every now and then be spotted swallowing soda pop in Bass Harbor Bar on a dark night.

 

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