|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Benedicta.
A space alien has frequently been perceived late at night drifting down on Bear Brook.
A woman's body having a lizard's head is regularly observed creeping out of Kelly Bog drenched in mud at night.
A man having the head of a leprechaun has purportedly been made out on many instances on the summit of Horse Mountain before sunrise viewing the panorama.
A dinosaur can regularly be observed walking a Pit Bull at night on a murky Benedicta street.
An alien voyager from another world can be observed time and again peeking through flat windows in Benedicta after midnight.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Benedicta
Submit a lie about Benedicta, Maine:
Other untruthful towns near Benedicta, Maine:
Sherman, Maine, 6 miles away
Stacyville, Maine, 8 miles away
Patten, Maine, 10 miles away
Island Falls, Maine, 13 miles away
Winn, Maine, 17 miles away
Smyrna Mills, Maine, 19 miles away
Wytopitlock, Maine, 21 miles away
Oakfield, Maine, 25 miles away
Madawaska, Maine, 27 miles away
Springfield, Maine, 28 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Maine
|
Ghost Sightings From Benedicta
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
MORE JOKES
|
