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These are some lies we made up about Belgrade.
Leonardo da Vinci was distinguished searching through garbage container on a Belgrade residential road.
The phantom of an airliner pilot was made out trashing a hat by Austin Bog. The ghost was unconcerned that there was someone else nearby. One of the people who live here strongly argues that this phantom might be a famous past dweller of Belgrade. In any case, it's undoubtedly a creepy ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to come across.
A gigantic quagga was witnessed downing blood from a container next to the waterfront at Fairbanks Pond.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft is frequently seen on the apex of Allen Hill before dawn observing the view.
A Chupacabra is rumored to have been witnessed on many occasions at Ellis Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight guzzling gasoline.
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Ghost Sightings From Belgrade
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Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
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