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These are some lies we made up about Belfast.
A colossal grizzly bear is often made out in a wild location near Belfast.
A headless woman may repeatedly be seen at Behind The Mill Dam at midnight taking pleasure in the landscape. One thing's for sure, it is indisputably a chilling ghost that is rather not interrupted.
An alien can be spotted very frequently smoking a cigar beside a creepy big tree in Durham State Forest.
The phantom of a young girl is sometimes observed dispatching a package at a Belfast post office.
The martian captain of an unidentified flying object is rumored to have been observed on a few instances down by the water at Belfast Bay grasping a human headbone.
The phantom of a female having half her head lost can from time to time be noticed dragging a dead body over the grass in Moose Point State Park at the stroke of midnight. Whichever way, this is an unfriendly ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet in the early morning hours.
A shape with a skeleton face wearing
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shady robes has frequently been noticed staring up on Beech Hill.
A very large chameleon is often made out by The Bluff trying to articulate something.
An martian tourist from another planet has been made out on many instances in a wooden boat on Mill Pond flashing a flash light.
A space man from planet Pluto can often be seen
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slurping diesel from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Belfast.
A wandering ghost can be seen often moving orbs around in Dead Brook. A local man asserts that this spirit could be the soul of a local who died here in Belfast a long time ago.
An Allosaurus has occasionally been seen walking a Collie before sunrise on a shady Belfast lane.
A very large chinchilla is once in a while spotted facing the eye witness by Hayford Bog.
Cinderella may every now and then be noticed gazing irritably at the witness in Barley Ledge late in the night.
A gigantic toad was spotted staring through trailer windows in Belfast on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from deep space became visible chucking chunks of concrete quite near Camden Hills State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Belfast
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Ghost Sightings From Belfast
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
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