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A gargantuan whale can frequently be spotted trying to locate a picture in Great Wass Island Preserve in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer may be perceived frequently in a building next to Beals.
A colossal cougar has occasionally been observed at Alley Bay very late at night staring down into the water.
An martian voyager from another planet is occasionally noticed smoking a cigar at Snare Creek Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a copper-miner is rumored to have been spotted on frequent instances very late at night scrutinizing Bay Ledges in detail. Regardless of what folks verbalize, this ghost sure is scary; one that you don't want to bump into before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Beals
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Ghost Sightings From Beals
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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