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These are some lies we made up about Bath.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy may regularly be witnessed in a Bath trailer.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft may be made out frequently strolling by the side of a desolate highway near Bath.
A space invader from the Moon has now and then been distinguished reading a book by New Meadows.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is once in a while noticed chucking stones into Nequasset Lake at midnight.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object may from time to time be noticed observing the landscape from the highest spot of Elbow Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a terribly burned woman has repeatedly been observed sniveling by Hockomock Head.
A huge moose is regularly distinguished shouting down by the water at Abagadasset Point.
An martian traveler from another world is known to have been distinguished on frequent occasions gazing at the water by Houghton Pond Dam
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very late at night.
The spirit of a guy with words engraved into his leg may regularly be made out at Thomas Point Beach going for a moonlight bath. Regardless of what people utter, this ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
Issac Newton can be witnessed frequently at Abagadasset River at midnight
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heaving rocks into the water.
A space alien from planet Venus has every now and then been seen in Bowdoinham Wildlife Management Area late in the night shuffling orbs about.
A massive hyena is once in a while noticed appearing in a bedroom mirror.
A Seismosaurus can sometimes be spotted in Blacksmithshop Ledge in the early morning hours appearing frightening.
A gigantic chinchilla was noticed around midnight sprinting after a passing Toyota on a shady highway close to Bath.
The spirit of the driver of a train emerged in the rear seat of a Chrysler by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in her rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight. When the witness came into view the ghost ran away. A man who lives here says that this ghost is the undead soul of a long dead Bath resident. One thing is for sure, it's a chilling ghost that should be shunned.
A colossal kid was distinguished by a man hunting in a forest outside Bath.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves appeared mounding boulders by the entrance
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to Bradbury Mountain State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Bath
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Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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