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A lady with a moderately see-through body came into view climbing out of Lily Pond soaked in dirty water very late at night. The viewer got freaked out and ran off. Lots of folks who live here allege this phantom loves startling foolish people who come trying to find phantoms in Bass Harbor. In any event, it's without a doubt a menacing ghost that is rather not upset.

The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was observed hollowing out a hollow up on the top of Big Mountain. The ghost did not appear to be troubled by the viewers. No matter what, this spirit sure is frightening; one that you don't want to come across before dawn.

An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto was perceived down beside the water at Back Cove stacking stones.

The ghost of an old gentleman with a big gray mustache is repeatedly witnessed in the early morning hours before sunrise leading a guided excursion of High Head to a crowd of phantoms.

A space man from another world is known to have been noticed on several instances at night studying Beach Ledge in detail.

 

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Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
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