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These are some lies we made up about Bangor.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object may be made out very often hitch-hiking by a dark road near Bangor.
A gigantic hyena has now and then been witnessed camping in Prentiss Woods at night.
A massive horse is once in a while seen in Bangor Creative Playground late in the night hiding a body by a sizeable boulder.
An ET from Jupiter has been distinguished on a small number of occasions mailing a parcel at a Bangor post office.
Aladdin was observed glugging down gas from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Bangor.
The ghost of a delivery man came into view discussing into the thin air as if somebody besides was in attendance. This spirit is incredibly active in this vicinity; there have been a handful of other reports of this individual spirit.
An enormous koodoo was observed by Bangor Dam late at night looking at the water.
Galileo became visible at French Point at night staring down into the water.
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space invader from space was spotted hauling a dead body from the chilly water of Eaton Brook before sunrise.
A space invader was distinguished on the shore of Souadabscook Stream Reservoir dining on a tomato.
A gigantic elk has repeatedly been seen peeping through mobile home windows in Bangor late in the night.
A female person
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is repeatedly seen by Hermon Bog smoking a pipe.
The Mothman is rumored to have been seen on numerous occasions reading a pamphlet up on Bangor Hill.
The spirit of a guy carrying a sword can regularly be witnessed watching television in a Bangor living room before dawn. People allege that this ghost is that of a person who existed here in Bangor before the present.
An alien traveler from another solar system can be witnessed over and over again on a Bangor residential street at the stroke of midnight.
A very large salamander has once in a while been perceived gazing at a person slumbering on a futon in a residence in Bangor.
The phantom of a lady having a pentagram carved into her hand is now and then made out trying to snatch something in Camden Hills State Park right by the ranger station. In any event, it without a doubt is a bloodcurdling spirit that should be stayed away from.
An extremely large mongoose has been perceived on a few instances in Acadia National Park outside the park headquarters flickering
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Ghost Sightings From Bangor
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Ghost Sightings From Bangor
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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