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These are some lies we made up about Baileyville.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object has now and then been seen staring at the view from the pinnacle of Chapman Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from planet Neptune is once in a while noticed hauling a corpse from the chilly water of Anderson Brook before sunrise.
A very large horse has purportedly been perceived on frequent occasions down near Bailey Rips late at night searching for a map.
A gigantic zebra may now and then be spotted munching on a cookie alongside a wild highway in the vicinity of Baileyville late in the night.
A lady with a partially transparent body was spotted down beside the water at Eaton Point smoking a cigar. This is one of those phantoms that is observed very often in the vicinity.
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Ghost Sightings From Baileyville
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Ghost Sightings From Baileyville
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
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