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An extremely large armadillo is rumored to have been seen on one or two occasions wandering from apartment to apartment on a dark night on an Augusta street.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship may often be seen trying to locate a shoe in Bradbury Mountain State Park right by the park headquarters.
A womanly form has once in a while been spotted resting at the kitchen counter in an Augusta flat.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto is once in a while noticed looking at folks in an Augusta residence through a window.
The ghost of a lady with names etched into her head has purportedly been observed on a few occasions in a wild location next to Augusta.
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Ghost Sightings From Augusta
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
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