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These are some lies we made up about Augusta.
A gargantuan panther became visible in an Augusta mobile home.
A female's body having a pig's head was witnessed walking along a desolate road in close proximity to Augusta. Panicked by the onlookers the ghost departed into the dark. Well, this is an antagonistic ghost that any rational person wouldn't want to encounter.
A gargantuan impala appeared at Edwards Dam very late at night looking at the panorama.
A gentleman having the head of a demon was noticed on the highest spot of Bolton Hill on a dark night monitoring the landscape. When noticed the ghost came near the eye witness who then ran off.
A space man from the Moon was seen becoming visible in a mirror.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has frequently been spotted in Capitol Park in the early morning hours dragging a body across the dirt.
A woman on fire, carrying a petroleum bottle is repeatedly witnessed before dawn floating down Bog Brook. If you listen to
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what the residents say, this ghost is the undead spirit of a long dead Augusta local resident.
The ghost of a young air force pilot has been witnessed on many instances in Great Sidney Bog before sunrise attempting to conceal a body. Folks who have observed this ghost declare this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while traveling
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through Augusta many years ago.
A gargantuan wildcat may regularly be observed late in the night examining Britts Shoal in detail.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart can be observed time and again relaxing on a bench in a residence in the vicinity of Augusta.
A youthful girl having on a blood-covered wedding gown has every so often been perceived gazing down into the water at Shepard Point very late at night. In any case, it undeniably is a frightening phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
A gentleman with a machete in his head is once in a while seen late at night sprinting after a passing truck on a gloomy road right next door to Augusta. A local claims that this phantom likes startling foolhardy folks who are brave enough to disturb the peace in Augusta.
A huge raccoon is known to have been seen on numerous instances in a canoe on Joe Pond hurling boulders.
Bigfoot has frequently been made out cutting grass in the side garden of a building in Augusta.
A man's body with the head of a raccoon is often noticed seated
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in a beanbag in a trailer in Augusta.
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Ghost Sightings From Augusta
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Ghost Sightings From Augusta
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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