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These are some lies we made up about Auburn.
A gentleman with an axe in his head has been said to have been observed on a small number of occasions by Barker Mill Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the water. Loads of folks who live here claim this ghost is most likely the undead ghost of a resident who used to reside here in Auburn. Whatever people utter, it's sure a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
Count Dracula can every so often be spotted in Cedar Street Park before sunrise mounding bricks.
A gentleman's body with the head of a skunk has often been seen at Pine Point in the early morning hours before sunrise staring down into the water. Folks here allege that this ghost is the undeparted soul of an old Auburn local. One thing's for certain, this is a horrible ghost that should be shunned.
A gargantuan mink is repeatedly noticed at the waterfront at Auburn Municipal Beach searching for a box.
A female shape has been said to have been distinguished on a handful
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of instances on the water's edge of Lake Andrews having an apple.
The ghost of a woman with a name carved into her back can be perceived time and again on a dark night running after a passing car on a murky road in the neighborhood of Auburn. Anyhow, it's undeniably a menacing ghost that is rather not upset.
The phantom of a woman with
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a switchblade in her chest has every so often been seen up on the summit of Mount Apatite articulating into the night. In any event, this phantom unquestionably is frightening; one that you wouldn't wish to meet before sunrise.
A woman with the head of a goblin has purportedly been made out on a small number of occasions floating by on Davis Brook in the early morning hours.
A lady clutching her head beneath her arm can occasionally be perceived in the backseat of a Ford by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror late in the night.
The ghost of a man having half his head gone was spotted by a person fishing by a lake close to Auburn. Numerous stories of this ghost have been conveyed.
A big frightening dragon materialized seated in an armchair in an apartment in Auburn.
A giant bull was observed struggling to articulate something by The Basin.
Socrates came into sight around midnight staring over Death Valley.
The ghost of a youthful lady in a blood-splattered wedding gown was
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observed down near Glenrock Spring late in the night twinkling a light. Further people around here have had matching sightings with a quite similar ghost. A resident argues that this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Auburn in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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