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These are some lies we made up about Athens.
A sizeable scary beast may every now and then be noticed watching the surroundings from the peak of Bunker Hill at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal gnu was made out trying to dump a dead body in Scribner Bog in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial traveler from deep space was perceived by the water's edge at Wyman Pond going berserk.
The ghost of a young-looking lady in a blood-splattered dress was seen having a seat at a coffee table in an Athens trailer. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed often in close proximity. Locals say that this ghost likes startling foolish people who come seeking ghosts in Athens.
A space invader from the cosmos was noticed at Black Stream before sunrise flinging chunks of concrete into the flow.
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Ghost Sightings From Athens
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Ghost Sightings From Athens
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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