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These are some lies we made up about Ashland.
The ghost of a street bum can occasionally be made out hovering alongside a murky road in close proximity to Ashland.
A massive ground hog was noticed up on the highest spot of Grove Hill yelling.
An extraterrestrial from space was seen mid stream in Alder Brook attempting to express something.
The phantom of a young lady drenched in blood came into view downing gas from a pump at a fuel station in Ashland. The ghost did not care that there was someone other present.
A guy with a large hole through his upper body was noticed talking into the air as if someone in addition was nearby. When the bystander emerged the ghost escaped. One of the residents confidently claims that this spirit enjoys terrifying foolish people who are fearless enough to upset the peace in Ashland. In any event, this ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashland
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Ghost Sightings From Ashland
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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